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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you cross a bear and a spider? A six-legged, honey-lovin', web-spinnin' **freak!**"

"What's the benefit of having sex with 24 year olds? There's 20 of them."

"Hey!! pssst! Guys who wear camo to bars: There is a reason you're not getting laid...it's because the women can't see you.."

"Video games don't cause violence, they PREVENT it. Whenever I see a turtle now, I chuck it off the nearest cliff where it can't hurt anyone."

"I entered ten puns into a pun contest. Guess how many won? No pun in ten did. /:"

"*locks hands with stranger in elevator* im nervous, this is my first time flying"

"What's the difference between Amy Winehouse, Janice Joplin, Jim Morrison, and a bottle of scotch? (OC) A bottle of scotch can keep beyond 27 years."

"This girl reckons she met me at the vegetarian club But I've never met herbivore."

"If Albert Einstein sent you a text with a typo, you'd call him a fucking idiot too."

"Once this whole ""global warming thing"" melts the ice caps We're gonna have a canoe world order."