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Joke of the Day

"My best friend back home just had his first kid but I also will be giving birth today...to some relatable content"

"What's the difference between a red head and a blue head? Your grip."

"It's all fun and games until Canada is in charge of the fun and games."

"Friend: what time do you usually go to bed? Me: 10:30ish sometimes 4"

"I stayed up all night wondering where the sun had gone. Then it dawned on me."

"A priest, rapist, and pedophile walks into a bar... ...and he orders a drink."

"Why were the Libyans eating money? They were having dinar."

"I named my iPod ""The Titanic"" Oh look! It's syncing now."

"What's the generic name for Viagra? Mycoxafloppin."

"How do you react when looking in the mirror? You cry because you shoved a cactus up your peckar."