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Joke of the Day

"Why did the watermelon and the honeydew decide to cancel their spontaneous wedding in Las Vegas? They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe."

"Why do Jewish men have to be Circumcised? Because Jewish women won't touch anything unless its 20% off."

"What did the sadist do to the masochist? Nothing."

"I used to buy second hand ballet equipment from ebay I still do but I used tutu."

"I once stood 2 Twix bars up. Allahu Snackbar! (It was originally ""Allahu Akbar"", but u/Disagreeing_Man made it funnier.)"

"HR writing an email saying I'm a naughty girl is not an acceptable excuse to not take awareness training... Apparently"

"The legend say: When a woman is giving birth almost can feel the pain of a man with the flu."

"The number one problem in the world today is apathy. But who cares?"

"In German, the imperative is formed by opening your mouth and speaking German."

"Apparently ""will work for food"" doesn't involve hunting."