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Joke of the Day

"Apparently ""will work for food"" doesn't involve hunting."

"The president says 60% of Americans don't know math -- 60%. So what if 60% don't know math? What about the 85% that do know math?"

"What do you call it when you have to listen to rock music obsessively? OC/DC"

"Sex is like grammar. Not all guys do good at it."

"Said I'd buy my son some stuffing for his pillow. He wanted to come with me. Then his sister did too So now I'm getting down with the kids."

"Father of 7 month old accidentally throws 6 pack on child's head while getting into car But the baby was fine, it was light beer."

"Which dog eats with its tail? All dogs keep their tails on when eating."

"Q: How many Taureans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: Taureans don't like to change anything."

"Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel."

"You know how dolphins rape a lot? They do it on porpoise."