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Joke of the Day
"What do a priest and a swimmer who came in second have in common? The both came in a little behind"
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"Algebra must have trouble letting go of past relationships... ...it always wants people to find it's x."
"Yo momma's so fat... She was crowned dairy Queen of the food court."
"[How the rap feud started] Me: can u invite all the rappers to my b'day party? 2pac: sure, no biggie Biggie[eavesdropping]: [wipes tears]"
"Today TO DO list: 1) vacuum huge spider in living room 2) panic 3)throw vacuum cleaner outside 4)buy new spiderless vacuum"
"What do you call it when batman skips church? Christian bale."
"You're in love? Cool, I'm in sweatpants."
"My wife believes in compromise If we agree on something we do it my way, and if we disagree we do it her way."
"All generalizations are false, including this one."
"Do you get extra points for killing two birds with another bird?"