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Joke of the Day
"All generalizations are false, including this one."
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"How many female country singers does it take to sing a Patsy Cline song? Every fucking one of them."
"me: How long are you going to keep throwing that in my face?! Netflix: Because you watched ""The Wedding Planner"""
"What's the difference between men and women? Women play hard to get. Men get hard to play."
"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? None because feminists can't change anything."
"How do tiny Mexicans cut their pizza? Little Ceasars"
"Why did Microsoft skip Windows 9? Because... Windows 7 8 9."
"""She must be shy"" is probably what I say to myself the most when a woman abruptly moves across the country after talking to me."
"I know the best way to get downvoted. I'll tell you if someone gives me gold!"
"What did the spud lover do before it went to bed? It set its alarm for eight -- so it would get a potato clock."