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Joke of the Day
"What do you call it when batman skips church? Christian bale."
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"Why did Muhammad cross the road? You should not question the prophet's motives infidel!"
"My wife said I was average. I said she was mean."
"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes."
"What's the definition of a woman? Life support for a cunt."
"Life is like a box of chocolates.... It doesn't last too long for fat people."
"[Oldie but goodie] The three stages of a married couple's sex life Tri weekly, try weekly and try weakly."
"The worst thing about Obama's presidency is knowing Will Smith will play him in the eventual biopic and win an Oscar. Fuck that."
"How many liberals does it take to defend America? Nobody knows, they've never tried."
"I use to worry I was a nihilist... but then I realized I don't care."