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Joke of the Day

"What do you call it when batman skips church? Christian bale."

"I updated my drivers on my laptop and now I have all kinds of pop ups...thanks Microsoft!"

"I'll never forget my wife's last words ""Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?"""

"A cannibal is just a foodie who likes other foodies."

"Reason why white people are afraid of being a minority. They know how minorities are treated in their country"

"You say cannibal, I say people person."

"I think her gash must have a rash For the last time I licked it, my head went bare, my tongue grew hair, and my nose fell off when I picked it"

"How many jews can you fit in a Volkswagen beetle? 4 in the seats and 47 in the ashtray."

"Did you heard about the elephant that was a hoarder? He had a lot of junk in the trunk. Come on, be easy on me, I made that up myself while staring at elephants at the zoo yesterday."

"I asked a pregnant woman if she would have sex with me. She said ""no, I don't do threesomes""."