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Joke of the Day
"Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? He was looking for ""Pooh."""
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"In honor of the Vikings/Packers game on Saturday... How can you tell if a Packers fan is mad at you? They grit their tooth at you."
"Professor X gets a lot of credit as a progressive considering his solution to a race conflict was ""give them their own school."""
"My friend told an out of place joke about police searches. But I don't think it was warranted."
"The Joker is in a room with Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump, and has a gun with one bullet, who does he shoot? Neither. Some men just want to watch the world burn."
"A man once said, that i was gay... ...i took his dick out of my mouth and said ""i'll add an extra 5 bucks to the bill for that"""
"Teacher: Why do you want to work in a bank Alan? Fred: 'Cuz there's money in it sir."
"If a man says something in the forest, and no women hear him Is he still wrong?"
"I just slapped my phone out of my mom's hand like it was a live grenade because she started scrolling thru my photos."
"How long does an owl live? six and a half books."