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Joke of the Day

"Calculus joke Epsilon is wandering around. Suddenly he sees his friend Delta. ""Delta, it's good to see you! But what are you doing here?"" Delta replies, ""Oh, I was just in the neighborhood."""

"At 23:59 31.12.2015 I raised my left foot off the ground Just to be sure I start 2016 on the right foot"

"Why did the programmer put on his glasses? So he could C#."

"Just want to thank my mailman for delivering my recycling directly to my house."

"A sadist walks up to a masochist... The masochist says ""hurt me"". The sadist says ""no""."

"I also wrote a poem, too, too I feel. You feel. He feels. She feels. They feel. We feel. I know I'm not a great poet, but I've been told this is very touching."

"What can conspiracy theorists never explain? They say that 9/11 was an inside job... but planes fly OUTSIDE. Can't explain that"

"What lies on it's back a hundred feet in the air? A dead centipede."

"What do you call a know-it-all that likes doing bad stuff to kids? Encyclopedophile"

"My body is telling me to go to sleep but my brain knows that there are Oreos in the pantry."