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Joke of the Day
"I just plugged in a USB cord on the first try. My wife is in for a treat tonight."
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"What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? If we don't get some support, people will think we're nuts."
"""FREEZE! NOBODY MOVE!"" Mother Nature"
"Someone just accused me of being schizophrenic. I'm beside myself!"
"How do you titillate an ocelot? You oscillate its tit a lot!"
"My phone dies, freeing me from my prison. I look up at the world. Deer live in my house."
"How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Somewhere between 0 and infinity."
"I have my own private jet But my mum owns the rest of the jacuzzi."
"What happened when the butcher backed into his meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work."
"Project manager is a person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in one month. Project manager is a person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in one month."