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Joke of the Day

"Pizza is like sex If you're going to use barbecue sauce, you need to know what you're doing."

"Moses had the first tablet with cloud connectivity."

"Even though his lawyer had told him to check the fine print, he hadn't expected this: it was the SEXIEST print he'd seen in years."

"My love life is like magic... Because it dosen't exist"

"What goes ""Vroom!..screech..Vroom!..screech""? A blonde at a flashing red light."

"2015. Worse than the death of paper is the death of staplers. Rest in peace you sexy plastic alligators."

"I swallowed two strings by accident, and when I finally passed them they were miraculously tied together I shit you knot"

"Son: Can you teach me about fractions? Me: Sure. I love 2/3 of my children."

"I climaxed on a blind girl's boobs yesterday She didn't see it coming"

"Two Fish there was two fish in a tank and one of the fish said do you know how to drive this thing BECAUSE THE FISH ARE DRIVEING THE TANK IN A WAR"