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Joke of the Day

"I use to have mad cow Disease But I'm alright Nooooooooooooooooooow."

"BOSS: You forgot my birthday didn't you? ME: *lighting candle* No what gave u that idea? BOSS: idk maybe that candle stuck in a urinal cake?"

"Why do Native Americans hate snow? 'cause it's white and all over their fucking land!"

"How do you find a black person? Guilty as charged."

"My cat is out of control! Taming Wild Cats by Claud Face"

"I've been using Vim for 5 years... Mainly because I don't know how to exit it"

"It's difficult to be romantic when your dog always eats the trail of McNuggets leading to the bedroom."

"What do you call a fake noodle? An ImPASTA!"

"Wanna Hear A Joke? Hufflepuff."

"Q: How many Virgos does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Approximately 1.000000 with an error of +/- 1 millionth."