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Joke of the Day

"I use to have mad cow Disease But I'm alright Nooooooooooooooooooow."

"I tried to download an ATV. But it was a bit Buggy."

"My wife said she was leaving me because of my obsession with bodybuilding. I could feel the weight lifting from my shoulders."

"Why couldn't the depressed person get his email? He had a bad Outlook."

"My poor dog hates going to the vet. But he just won't die."

"Girl, are you E=mc 2? Because I do not have the energy to figure out what is the matter with you."

"The year is 2316. Humans have 12ft long arms from centuries of taking selfies."

"""A cantaloupe is an antelope that doesn't."""

"I updated my drivers on my laptop and now I have all kinds of pop ups...thanks Microsoft!"

"Accidentally deleted an invitation to join LinkedIn from a friend. I doubt I'll ever get an opportunity like that again."