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Joke of the Day

"Mom, what's an orgasm? Child: ""Mom, what's an orgasm?"" Mom: ""I don't know, dear. I never had one."" Dad: (Thinking) ""This bitch."""

"Why should you never play Uno with a foreigner? Because they will always steal the green cards."

"You can't be anti-abortion AND pro-death penalty AND a unicorn."

"Why do Scotsmen screw their sheep by the side of a cliff? Because they push back harder."

"What's Snoop Dogg's favourite chocolate bar? Sniggas."

"Why can't the penis and testicles ever be together? Because there's a vas deferens between them."

"Oh, I see. ""Adam and Steve"" is gay, but ""Adam dates his own rib"" is perfectly acceptable."

"A guy goes to his doctor. The doctor says to him, ""You need to stop masturbating"". The patient says ""What? Why?"". The doctor replies ""So I can examine you"""

"Q. What are 2 girl chickens that fall in love? A. Lesbi-hens"

"This unicorn sitting next to me is saying that I took too many Vicodin."