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Joke of the Day

"Mom, what's an orgasm? Child: ""Mom, what's an orgasm?"" Mom: ""I don't know, dear. I never had one."" Dad: (Thinking) ""This bitch."""

"Why are Indians so bad at soccer? Because everytime they get a corner they open a stall."

"What you get if you cross an r/jokes redditor with an author of books about the past? History repeating itself."

"You know what the problem with biplanes is? You never know what direction they are going."

"The victim's body was found in the kitchen surrounded by eight empty boxes of cornflakes. Police suspect it was the work of a serial killer."

"Any recommendations for a new chiropractor? Dr. Reece Etmabak."

"My wife likes to talk to me after sex... It's great, I've got a special ringtone set up and everything."

"A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, ""hey, why the long face?"" The horse says, ""I have cancer."""

"What do you call a camel with 3 humps? Pregnant Dad joke courtesy of my child"

"Relax lady, I don't want your husband. I just want the sandwich he's eating."