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Joke of the Day
"Define ""no more Twitter or I will leave you."""
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"[test driving car with car salesman] *parks on make out hill*"
"Tips for Guys on Valentine's Day: Tell your girl you already got something and make her guess. She'll automatically list things she want."
"H: What is that you're having for lunch? Me: fruit salad H: That's funny, it looks like a sangria. Me: huh, weird *sips fruit salad*"
"My girlfriend said that she'd break up with me if I kerp on making cheesy puns Its okay some things just are'nt ment to brie"
"What happens when a spoon and fork get into a fight? civilwar"
"I heard there's a woman going about with twelve nipples. Sounds absurd. Dozen tit."
"What type of music do people listen to in the grasslands? [Shrub-steppe.](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shrub-steppe)"
"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun."
"A man walks into a library and asks for a book on tides. The librarian says, ""I'm sorry sir, that's just gone out."""