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Joke of the Day

"What type of music do people listen to in the grasslands? [Shrub-steppe.](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shrub-steppe)"

"Two gay guys are going on vacation... ...the night before they are to leave, one gay guy says to the other, ""Hey man, can I pack your shit?"""

"What do they call the Hunger Games in France? Battle Royale with cheese"

"Jokes about unemployed people aren't funny they just don't work."

"If I'm ever in an accident while driving and tweeting and you're the first person to arrive on the scene, grab my phone and press ""Send."""

"Q. Why do men need instant replay on TV sports? A. Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened."

"What's the best way to kill a one-legged fox? You make him run across Canada..."

"[baby wakes up in the middle night] ""Go back to sleep, hun. I'll sort it out."" [puts baby on eBay]"

"Anyone ever notice ""Seven"" has the word ""even"" in it. That's odd."

"What is a long, tiresome speech delivered by a frothy pie topping? Meringue-harangue"