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Joke of the Day
"That new movie called Erectile dysfunction What a flop."
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"What goes clip-clop clip-clop bang!? An Amish drive-by shooting."
"If guns don't kill people.... If guns don't kill people, people kill people, then toasters don't toast toast. Toast toasts toast."
"I just heard a dried up grape won the lottery, got a supermodel girlfriend and won a brand new car. I guess everything happens for a raisin."
"Bawk to the Future #ChickenMovies"
"You know what's great about jewish tires? They don't just turn on a dime, they pick it up too"
"How many 9 year olds does it take to change a lightbulb? Over 20, as my basement is still dark."
"Kanye West tweeted that Bieber's 'What Do You Mean?' was 2015's best song. The ""...which wouldn't happened without me"" tweet coming soon."
"Some idiot put a water bottle in the Pringles can holder of this treadmill."
"What does cheese say to itself when taking a selfie in the mirror? Hallooooo me!"