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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a communist hip-hop musician? MC Hammer and Sickle."
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"I still enjoy sex at 68. I only live at number 66 - it's no distance."
"""Doctor doctor, everyone keeps ignoring me!"" ""Next please."""
"How is it that photons travel so fast? They are light."
"""so doc... am I dying?"" ""we're all dying, just at different speeds"" ""but what about me"" ""You're like, the Usain Bolt of dying dude lmao"""
"Who's gonna be the next queen of R&B? I don't know yet but she's gonna be Beyondce!"
"How do you throw a space party? You planet!"
"I keep a banana in my bathroom It's for scale."
"What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff!!!"
"What did the boy vampire say to the girl vampire? See you next period."