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Joke of the Day

"Show me a woman in a Tweety Bird t-shirt and I'll show you a woman who shoplifts in the grocery store."

"Me: They were gone. All of them. Just gone. I've never felt so alone. Therapist: So, after the donuts were gone, then what did you do?"

"Q: What's the difference between Indiana and a blonde? A: A blonde has larger hills and deeper valleys."

"Two men were chatting in a bar ""So what do you do?"" ""I write"" ""Oh, poetry or prose?"" ""Neither, I write cartoons"" ""Why's that?"" ""No rhyme or reason"""

"Pretty disappointed to see that some of you lived through the night."

"Did you hear about the girl that failed her sex ed class? She got the D"

"""Enough with the boys, I need a real man..."" ...I said to myself while taking out the batteries from my Game Boy and putting them into a vibrator."

"Girls like bad boys, so why can't I get a girlfriend? I'm bad at literally everything. (If you came here expecting a joke, I'm sorry, the joke is my life)"

"Why do whites call it reverse racism? because, only whites are racist."

"Hey baby, forget Netflix and chill Let's Imax and climax"