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Joke of the Day
"anything is pocket sized if your ass is big enough"
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"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Death Row Barbie ...comes complete with cell; raunchy cellmate sold separately"
"I'll never forgive the Nazis for how they treated my granddad in that concentration camp during the war. Five years he was there on that machine gun tower, and never got a single promotion..."
"I asked my Spanish friend if he knew what potassium is... He didn't. All he said was ""Que?"""
"Knock Knock -Who's there? -Interrupting cow with an identity crisis. -Interrupting cow w- -WOOF! WOOF!"
"9 out of 10 times, if you call the 1-800 number printed on a consumer product, the person who answers won't tell you what they're wearing."
"I once thought I had a Japanese friend. But it was just my imagine Asian"
"What led to the discovery of gravitational waves? A simple game of hopscotch: Me v. Yo Mama"
"Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours? Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box !"
"Job interview tip: Tell them you're not an applicant, you're an appliCAN. Lick your finger, hold it against buttock. Make sizzling noise."