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Joke of the Day

"A Rich man sent a medicine shipment to Somalia Once it reached the Airport inspection, Customs rejected it and sent it back; the instructions on the medicines said : after meal"

"How many paranoids does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who wants to know? .... saw this joke in today's [Get Fuzzy]( http://www.gocomics.com/getfuzzy/2012/10/18)"

"What's Dean Martin's favorite eel? That's a moray."

"After a failed college project to fight hunger, Clark decided to focus on fighting crime and thereby dropping a p from Supperman."

"Democrats let their kids open all the gifts on Christmas Eve. Republicans make their kids wait until Christmas morning."

"We really are the most blessed generation. We've had 7 iPhones and 7 Fast and Furious movies."

"He thought I wore a size two. A size two?! I started laughing so hard, I spit out the donut I was eating."

"I had a heated argument with my wife last night... Apparently leaving the water heater on got me in hot water."

"If all humans held hands around the equator of Earth A significant amount of then would probably drown."

"I am absolutely exhausted from my French self-defense class. I've never run so far in my life."