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Joke of the Day

"How many biologists does it take to change a light bulb? Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impact statement."

"Yeah, if Albert Einstein is so smart then why is he dead?"

"why dont atheists solve exponential equations ? they dont believe in higher powers."

"An Irishman walks into a bar .... An Irishman walks into a bar full of Englishmen. Looks around, and then says: ""Right, this looks like a fair fight."""

"A code tester walks into a bar. Orders a beer. Orders ten beers. Orders 2.15 billion beers. Orders -1 beers. Orders a nothing. Orders a cat. Tries to leave without paying."

"On this day in history, Cocoa Puffs were invented about 3 hours after that rabbit finally got his hands on a bowl of Trix."

"I once lip locked the soft ice dispenser at Dairy Queen until the manager had to hit me with a mop. So I know a little bit about rejection."

"I'm not sure what my three-year-old needs more, naps or an exorcism."

"I always drink heavily whenever there's a blizzard or a hurricane or the slightest breeze."

"My 4 yr old came in my room last night at 3am. I asked him what was wrong and he said ""how many eyebrows do I have?"""