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Joke of the Day

"Why do blondes have bruises around their belly buttons? Because blonde guys are stupid too."

"What do computer experts do at weekends? Go for a disk drive."

"I'm really surprised I decided to get Botox. At least I think I'm surprised, I can't really tell."

"A man who took an Airline company to court after his luggage went missing has lost his case."

"A guy walks into a bar... He says ""ouch!"" and grabs his forehead."

"Did you hear the one about the guy with no ears? Neither did he."

"An Airport goes to the Dr... And the Dr says, ""i have bad news. You have cancer."" The airport replies, ""oh no, what kind?"" ""Terminal."""

"Why is Peter pan always flying? Because he NEVERLANDS. This joke is great because it never grows old."

"Just watched a guy in a shirt that read ""Jedi I am"" trip on a curb and fall. Jedi you are not sir"

"Maybe we should put Obama on the $20 bill Then we would finally get the change he promised."