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Joke of the Day

"I'm really surprised I decided to get Botox. At least I think I'm surprised, I can't really tell."

"""Reddit is a shopping website"" That's what my sister said."

"How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Fish."

"Why did Jared go to a Goat farm? He heard there was lots of Kids there."

"I hate my step ladder for not being my real ladder."

"Two budgies sitting on a perch One says to the other: can you smell fish?"

"What's the most dishonest place on earth? The Library"

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because she suspected that 7 knew she had witnessed a murder he had committed the night before."

"The more Sarah Palin talks to the media about running for president in 2012, the closer we get to Googling ""Mayan Calendar""."

"Why was the girl at starbucks counting her coins in 3's? Because white girls cant even"