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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear the one about the guy with no ears? Neither did he."
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"I'll pay you to dress like a Comcast employee and let me hit you with my car."
"What do you call a beast made entirely from egg whites? A Meringue-u-tang!!! Note: I know it's spelled Orangutan. :P"
"What is so ironic about Atheists? A: they're always talking about God."
"Why is Kim Jong-un so bad? He has no Seoul"
"You're so fat... you had a threesome with Aunt Jemima and Mrs. Buttersworth."
"TIL Micheal Bay's 'Pearl Harbour' made almost $ 200 million... ...I thought that it bombed! [re-worded Greg Proops joke from DLM]"
"What is a pirate's favorite part of music theory? Arrrr-peggios!"
"What is a Roman wrestlers favorite meal? JOHN CENA"
"Confucius say . . . . Man who wrong on elevator, wrong on many levels."