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Joke of the Day
"Whorehouse party My friend had a party at the local whorehouse and everyone came."
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"A Mexican Magician says he will disappear on the count of three... He starts counting ""uno... dos.."" and *poof* he disappeared without a tres."
"If that baby didn't want to be aborted it should have pulled itself out by its bootstraps like a real American"
"I'm not racist because it's a crime. And crime is for black people."
"A Doctor told a man he had chronic constipation. His response.. ''No shit!''"
"Jesus may have walked on water but Steven Hawking runs.. ..on batteries."
"A roman centurion walked into a bar, raised his hand and signed the waiter to get him 2 martini. The waiter gave him 5 instead."
"Valentine's Day is for people who lack the imagination to be romantic during the rest of the year."
"Why was drug addicted Moses upset when he was floating down a river? because he was in Da-Nile"
"Dog Mechanic: The repair is gonna take longer than expected. ""Why's that?"" Dog Mechanic: The clutch is worn out, also because I am a dog."