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Joke of the Day
"I wrote a status about unemployment earlier, but didn't post it. It needs some work."
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"Why did the redditor stand on a piece of fruit to check his weight? BECAUSE HE WAS USING A BANANA FOR SCALE"
"I was attacked by tiny bees.... The experience was belittling."
"[spider's junk email folder] -TURN YOUR WEBS INTO $$$$ -HOT SPIDERS ON YOUR CEILING WANT TO MEET YOU -TRY THE ULTIMATE 8 LEG DIET TODAY"
"You know you're married when you find her sexier with clothes on."
"Who does Polyphemus hate more than Odysseus? Nobody."
"""Please don't put a million dumb photos of me on your Facebook... it just annoys your friends"" Every baby"
"Why was the feminist picnic cancelled? Because nobody made sandwiches."
"Where did George Washington keep his Armies? In his sleevies."
"Thanks, Santa! I totally wanted a hangover!"