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Joke of the Day
"Why should you wash your hair with counterfeit feces? Because it's sham poo."
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"wanna hear a joke about my dick? nevermind its too long"
"Why did Mickey Mouse name his dog Pluto? Because he's not a planet."
"The human body is 90% water, so we're basically just cucumbers with anxiety."
"Birthday present A little boy's parents asked what he wanted for his upcoming birthday. The boy thought about it and simply replied ""I wanna watch"" So they let him"
"Hey bartender, I'll take an entendre... ...on second thought, make it a double."
"I got a job with the Postal Service So I could tell people I'm a mail escort."
"What do you call a phobia of machetes? Common sense"
"How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife? Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you."
"What's black, jobless, homeless, fatherless, and has no life? Harambe."