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Joke of the Day

"my gf is like x of sin(2x)=0 she's irrational when she's on her period"

"Donald Trump will make America Great Again... ... he's already grating on me!"

"Why do women find the guy in 50 Shades of Grey sexy? beats me"

"Why was the frog down in the mouth ? He was un hoppy !"

"It's all fun and games until your iPhone is at 10% power"

"Stop making jokes about gay guys. Come on guys. im also fucking serious guys. its so *hard* making gay jokes and hoping you wont get lower karma, butt fuck it."

"What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on juan"

"""I can't find my gun"" I exclaimed as I rifled through my drawers."

"My favorite worst joke ever Two guys walk into a bar. One guy says, ""Hey, Frank... I'm not feeling so good..."" Then he falls to the ground, and he DIES! *Ehhhhhhh????*"

"Ever find yourself masturbating and realize that you've already watched this episode of Trading Spaces?"