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Joke of the Day
"my gf is like x of sin(2x)=0 she's irrational when she's on her period"
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"where do they manufacture smiles? in a satisfactory"
"I've been seeing some anti-gay humor on this sub lately and wanted to say something: Gay jokes ARE NOT funny. Come on guys."
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"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A ""Lickalotofpuss""."
"""Interesting story. I will now find a way to relate your story to something in my life so I can start talking about me again"" - Los Angeles"
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"What happens if a politician takes a Viagra? He gets taller"