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Joke of the Day
"I became an atheist when I found out there was a religion that prohibited bacon."
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"Making my kids homemade blueberry muffins. *opens package* *adds water*"
"It's not true that a married man will live longer than a single man It just seems longer"
"50% of analysis is... anal."
"Teacher to child: 'do you know how to spell banana? Child: 'Yes, but I don't know when to stop'."
"Baby Soldier: Ma'am. Your husband is MIA. Soldiers wife: *covers crying face with hands* Baby Soldier: Oh great! Now his wife is MIA too."
"""WHAT DO WE WANT?"" ""Hearing aids."" ""WHEN DO WE WANT THEM?"" ""Hearing aids."""
"I can't handle the pressure of competitions. Even in eating races I choke!"
"A woman asked her husband ""what trait of me do you love the most?'' ''My beautiful face? My sexy body?"" The husband looked at her from top to bottom, and answered, ""I love your humor."""
"Poker No YouPorn I do not want to play poker, I'm at work."