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Joke of the Day

"Just saw Elle Fanning. I was blown away."

"Why did cavemen... drag their women by the hair? So they wouldn't fill up with gravel."

"Two guys walk into a bar... ... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother's a whore."

"You have the body of a god... ...too bad its a Buddha"

"Donald Trump is probably the closest we'll ever get to electing Eric Cartman president."

"I gave up masterbating I haven't been feeling myself lately"

"Why were the Native Americans in America before us? They had reservations."

"What's the difference between roast chicken and pea soup? I can roast chicken but I can't pea soup"

"Using Twitter for business is like buying ad space over a urinal."

"The future is now An electrical engineer invented a new kind of transistor that uses tapioca instead of silicon. He called it the boba FET."