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Joke of the Day
"cop: could you please describe the man who tried to kill you me: yeah he was not nice"
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"""Opportunity may knock once, but temptation bangs on your front door forever."""
"My friends really into acid rock... Personally I prefer my music with more bass."
"*at psychic reading* Psychic: you probably think you're wasting your time Me: Ooh you're good"
"Why does the doctor spank the baby after birth? To knock the dicks off the dumb ones."
"What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? Dubai doesn't like the Flinstones but Abu Dhabi do"
"It's funny how you think it's your cat leaving all those dead birds on your doorstep."
"So two fish are in a tank... One fish turns to the other fish and says ""Alright, you drive. I'll man the gun!"" Get it? Because they're in a *tank*."
"What did Moses say when Isaiah told him the levy had burst? God Dam It!"
"What's the difference between Trump and cancer? Cancer killed Jobs"