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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a communist sniper? A Marxman"
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"If by 'paleontologist' you mean I can name all 5 shapes in the box of dinosaur chicken nuggets then, yes, I am a paleontologist."
"What does a terrorist tell hes son? Aim to the sky, maybe you'll shoot a plane."
"What's blue and looks like a bucket? A red bucket in disguise."
"How can you tell that God is a man, and not a woman? If God were a woman, she would have made semen taste like chocolate!"
"Husband to wife: Honey, what would you do if I won the lottery? Wife: I'd divorce you and take half the money Husband: Well I won $10, here's your 5, now fuck off!"
"Someone shit in your fridge? Well get a new family"
"My neighbor's 3 favorite films of all time: 3.) ""10,000,000 Explosions"" 2.) ""Army Guys Yelling At Each Other"" 1.) ""Subwoofer:The Movie"""
"Curiosity gave the cat slightly high blood pressure but nothing to be concerned about."
"Q: Why did the blonde jump off the cliff? A: She thought her maxi pad had wings"