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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend was crying after she had a miscarriage... I said, ""don't worry hunny, at least it was still born..."""

"The only thing better than living a mundane, boring life is writing about it on the internet."

"Tips for Guys on Valentine's Day: Tell your girl you already got somethingn and make her guess. She'll automatically list things she want."

"Why doesn't Mexico win Olympic Medals? Because all their best runners, jumpers, and swimmers are in America."

"Why do soviet policemen travel in groups of three? One to read, one to write, and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals."

"I saw my calculator hitting on someone the other day. He's a real casionova"

"i'm like a biiiird / i wanna shit on cars"

"If you pronounce gullible very slowly it sounds like you're saying green bears."

"You don't owe anyone an explanation for who you are."

"Write a quickly escalating inappropriate joke"