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Joke of the Day

"PLEASE NOTE...The charity event tonight for men that can not ejaculate as been cancelled. . There's just not enough people coming"

"A man and woman are riding up in an elevator. The man looks at the woman and says ""Can I smell your pussy?"" She replies ""Hell no!"" The man says ""Well it must be your feet then."""

"What does Nixon's Head use to thicken up etouffee? A roooooooux!"

"I used to date a chick liked it when I made her angry while we were in bed. She was into hardcore scorn."

"Need some adultish-humor. I have a girl I like, and I want to make her laugh. What are the best jokes you guys can think of to make a dirty-minded teenage girl laugh?"

"When is a one not one? When it's too"

"Why can't you have a party on the moon? There's just no atmosphere"

"Dad and son A son asks his father ""Why does my bum hurt"" while the father replies ""Because I love you son"""

"Women order the fuck out of coffee. ""Give me a chocolate mocha latte with 3 sugars, 2 Splendas, 4 elf pubes and 2 grams of pixie dust."""

"My daughter gets all bossy when we're playing with her Barbies, but I just smile. Then when she's at school I play with them the way I want."