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Joke of the Day

"Why does Santa have such a beautiful garden? He is always Hoe-hoe-hoeing."

"Did you hear about the Irishman that was attacked by a carpenter? I heard he was hammered"

"A man desperately clings to reality as he laid on his mothers grave. Another man walks by and says ""Good mourning!"""

"Why do seagulls live by the Sea..? ..Because if they lived by the Bay, they would be bagels! Honestly this cracked me up when I first heard it."

"How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb? A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together."

"I accidentally broke my cat's ""best butt"" award. It was a catastrophe."

"Humans: we're not like snakes Also Humans: mmmm eggs"

"What do you call a Hawaiian with a cold? A Polysneezin."

"What do George Michael and Carrie Fisher have in common? Both their first names have six letters. That's it. For now. Edit: they're both dead."

"What subreddit do unborn babies use? Pro Life Tips."