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Joke of the Day

"I accidentally broke my cat's ""best butt"" award. It was a catastrophe."

"what's about 5 inches long and hasn't been inside another man in almost 2 weeks? Cory Monteith's heroin syringe"

"How can you make a basset hound fast? Take away its food!"

"I came into a lot of money today. But now the bills are all stuck together :("

"What are Mario's overalls made of? denim denim denim (pronounced with the Mario underground theme)"

"Using double negatives results in the meaning being positive. So, should using double positives should give a negative meaning? Yeah right."

"One head is ok, but a whole body is much better."

"What does Santa and his elves listen to in their Christmas workshop? WRAP MUSIC!"

"My 10 year old just told his friend I'm cranky cus I have my ""pyramid""."

"Interviewer: why did you leave your last job? Me: hmm that's a tough one. I guess I'd probably have to say listening is my biggest strength"