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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Hawaiian with a cold? A Polysneezin."
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"What do you call black vegetables? Collard greens"
"A man on an airplane was having a heart attack The stewardess asked if anyone on board was a doctor. A man replies, ""I'm a vegan!"""
"*cutting the sleeves off a snuggie and calling it a thuggie*"
"Why are horses never overweight? They're on a stable diet."
"A man goes to the zoo. There's only one animal, a dog. It's a pretty Shitzu"
"Q: What do you call an 800 pound gorilla? A: Anything he wants to be called."
"I decided to come to my friends as transparent they saw right through me."
"I would have bought Battlefront EA If the Rancor wasn't a Dead one."
"Which birds steal soap from the bath ? Robber ducks !"