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Joke of the Day

"I just got fired from my noose making job :( I was there for several months, but I just couldn't get the hang of it."

"Sex is easy... Telling your dad he's pregnant isn't."

"Did you hear the one about the dog with no limbs named joint? Every morning his owner would take him out for a drag"

"Mommy mommy I dont wanna see grandma! Mom: Shut up and keep digging."

"Why are steak puns so rare? Because they are never well done."

"Friends are like Snowflakes If you pee on them, they disappear."

"Why did Courteney Cox? Because Lisa Kudrow."

"Why do cows wear bells around their necks? Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here"

"[LPT] Always read the comment section of LPTs. There's always a better LPT."

"I know why all those Galaxy Note Sevens keep catching fire! My mix tape comes pre-installed on them."