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Joke of the Day
"How do you piss off a really tall guy? First you gotta climb him"
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"A pilot, a vegan, and an atheist walk into a bar... I know because they told everyone within a minute."
"My Donald J. Trump doll finally arrived. It was manufactured in China, then shipped to Russia for special handling."
"What's worse, ignorance or apathy? I don't know and I don't care."
"If life were a videogame, what would be the easiest difficulty setting? Straight White Male"
"Did you get that????? Unscramble these words! 1.) PNEIS 2.) HTIELR 3.) NGGERI 4.) BUTTSXE Did you get SPINE, LITHER, GINGER and SUBTEXT?"
"""What's that?"" I call it a 'knife' ""Wow, that's the best thing since bread!"" Gregory, I am about to blow your mind"
"someone using bare hands to put salad on a plate is letting you know they're not here for discussions about etiquette or anything really"
"The best part of necrophilia You don't have to bring flowers"
"Guy: you've been a bad girl. Girl: yes baby, punish me. Guy: OK. *burns all her shoes*."