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Joke of the Day

"I bought my mom a fridge for her birthday present You should have seen her face light up when she opened it!"

"Apparently you can survive just by eating plants. That's something I haven't herbivore."

"An Irish wake Partying is such sweet sorrow."

"Did you hear about the preschool kidnapping? He woke up"

"My standards are so high they just recorded a reggae song."

"What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim ? An octopuss !"

"What is it called when foreign girls spread their legs? I call it the British open."

"*you see a bear approaching* ""quick play dead!"" *bear runs up to you* ""OH GOD. WHO DID THIS TO YOU. ANSWER ME. WHO DID THIS TO YOUUUU"""

"My appointment at Gamblers Anonymous is at 25 to 1..."

"How many gorillas does it take to change a lightbulb? Only one, but it takes a shitload of lightbulbs."