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Joke of the Day
"Heard about the new low fat comminion wafer? it's called ""I can't believe it's not Jesus"""
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"HELLO I SEE THAT YOU SLIGHTLY TOUCHED YOUR MOUSE WOULD YOU LIKE TO UPDATE JAVA?"