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Joke of the Day

"RIDDLER: how'd you find my hideout? BATMAN: a little birdie told me *winks* SMALL BIRD MAN: *lands on his shoulder* please use my full name"

"Why did no one like the Eskimo accountant? Because he was cold and calculating."

"I can't stand the kids of this generation. It's always meme, meme, meme."

"A blonde walks into a bar. Ouch."

"""What is the difference between a burger and a blow job?"" "" I don't know, what is the difference between a burger and a blow job?"" ""Let's go to lunch!"""

"What do you call a dog with lice in China? Full course dinner"

"Next Battlefield map set in Nepal. It's made using groundbreaking technology."

"Where do criminal spiders hang out? The deep web"

"I told my Mom that I was going to the Apple store and she said, ""You sound like you're 4 - it's the grocery store""."

"Celebrities are so rich because they save money every time they attend a movie premiere for free."