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Joke of the Day
"nothing sexier than a Subway Sandwich Artist spreading tuna salad with an ice cream scoop"
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"I asked my wife what my rapper name should be. She suggested, ""2-PAAQ"" 2 pumps and a quiver. :'("
"fishing is like girls Neither care about size when they're sleeping"
"What did the left leg say to the right leg? Dont talk to the middle leg he is a dick."
"A horse walks into a a bar The bartender says ""Why the long face?"" The horse replies ""My alcoholism is destroying my family"" I'm here all week folks"
"What's grey and lights up ? An electric elephant !"
"How much space does fungi need to grow? As mushroom as possible :)"
"The hardest part about having a beard Washing the smell of pussy out of it everyday."
"A Freudian Slip is... when you say one thing but mean your mother."
"Even with all the flooding in LA I don't think the police should be able to shutdown the major roadways.. Because that's highway robbery"