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Joke of the Day
"I took a class on procrastination There was always homework due next week (. .) "
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"An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took everything I had"
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"My films ended with the black and white era. The song-writers gone and the music-directors too. Noise rules."
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"Your momma so fat... Yo momma is so fat when she is playing Pokemon go she can see all pokemons on her cell phone"