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Joke of the Day
"What does Fozzie the Bear do when he can't find a ride? Walk-a Walk-a"
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"What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil? I've never paid $200 to have a lentil on my face."
"The Bible is a fascinating book It's fascinating how a book with so much sex and violence can be so boring"
"How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By becoming a ventriloquist!"
"I like my men like I like my grapes. Me:- I like my men like I like my grapes Friend:- Big and black? Me:- no, 16 at a time."
"This girl came up to me today and said she recognised me from vegetarian club. I was confused, I'd never met herbivore."
"How do you know Jesus is okay with gays? Because he had two dads"
"My New Years Resolution 4K"
"I wouldn't really mind being left to my own devices as long they were fully charged and there was WiFi."
"If Joseph Stalin completed all of his highschool credits Does that make him a Stalingrad?"