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Joke of the Day

"the early bird gets the worm but so does the bird that gets outta bed around 1pm because there are plenty of worms out there believe me"

"If Snow White can trick 7 men into supporting her, then I'm sure I can find at least one sucker to do that for me."

"What is better then roses on a piano? Tulips on your organ."

"Why are Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse having a divorce? Because Minnie is fucking Goofy"

"Two termites walk into a pub... A waitress asks if she can help them. ""No,"" they say, ""We'd just like to know, is the bar tender here?"""

"Bio joke time! What did one cell say to his sister cell that stepped on his foot? Mitosis."

"What's the difference between my ex girlfriend and ebola? At least Ebola will finish me off"

"What's the difference between an egg and a wank? You can beat an egg."

"Why does Dr Pepper come in a can? Because his sister is dead."

"What do you call a floating penis? space junk"