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Joke of the Day

"Why don't house painters wear wedding rings on the job? Nobody wants to marry an underemployed alcoholic."

"Why is Santa so Jolly? Cause he knows where all the bad girls live."

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender"

"Funniest YouTube channel? Mark Fitzgibben , Brandon Berg or BroKaine ? XDDD"

"Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead."

"Math Teacher: ""If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other hand, what do I have?"" Student: ""A drinking problem."""

"""I don't follow her so whatever you do, don't LIKE one of her Instagram photos or she'll know we're looking at them."" -Why 2015 is confusing"

"Have you heard about the gay boogeyman? He'll hide anywhere *except* your closet."

"Some of you I'd like to take under my wing like a mother hen. Others of you I'd like to trap between my thighs like the Cougar that I am."

"I miss the 1980s when cell phones were big enough to cover your face if you saw someone you knew walking toward you."