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Joke of the Day
"Santorum I thought he didn't believe in pulling out?"
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"What's the best part about buying dishes that are made in Mexico? They wash themselves."
"Seriously...if you need a sign to remind you to wash your hands after taking a shit or piss. Stay home"
"The English language lacks a word to mean ""To make a spouse feel uncomfortable by aggressively cleaning the house around them""."
"What kind of people like Scottie's hair? Chubby 7th grade girls!"
"""You the bomb"" ""No you the bomb"" A compliment in America. An argument in the Middle East."
"How is a teacher like a hooker? They're both pretending that they're enjoying it."
"there has been a shooting at the Westboro Baptist church... police report 3 dozen cheerful bystanders, yet nobody claims to have seen who did it."
"What do you call a green cow in a field? Invisibull."
"I asked my North Korean friend... ...how it was there. He said he couldn't complain."