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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a fish with no eye? fsh"

"When I die I want my tombstone to say free WiFi so people will visit more often. I will also name the network ""HELP, I'M STILL ALIVE!"""

"if you can't put two and two together you might actually enjoy the plot of the new star wars movie"

"Why does a Frenchman never eat more than one egg at breakfast? (for those linguistically aware Redditors among you) Because one egg is un oeuf"

"I'm no genius but I'm pretty sure Mexicans with anxiety have Hispanic attacks."

"How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Three: A left ear, a right ear, and a final front ear."

"My dog used to chase people on a bike It got so bad I had to take away his bike.."

"I hate people that drink in order to have fun. Why can't they say it's great just to drink, whether you have fun or not?"

"Want to make a nerd's head explode? Go to any site that posted the new Star Wars trailer & write ""Where's Captain Kirk?"" in the comments."

"What's the difference between a bitch and a slut? A slut fucks everybody, a bitch fucks everyone but you."