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Joke of the Day

"Why are drug addicts bad at billiards? Because they only pay to shoot up the eight ball"

"What is the quickest way to get some easy money Saying ""Ive got $200 on Rhonda Rousey to win, any takers?"""

"me: I want to travel to the victorian era & meet a real gentleman [takes time machine back to 1860 England] man: 31? what are u my grandma?"

"mess with me and I will staright-up yank the drawstring out of your hoodie"

"What do you call someone who commits piracy? Neckbeard the pirate"

"I eventually understood USB Type C design... And now, I can't really see any downside in it"

"If you worked for a tarp company your unveiling would be a cover up."

"On Thursday, the captain of the crashed cruise ship Costa Concordia went back to the wreck for the first time since the accident. Said the captain, ""It looks so different sober."""

"What did the vampire say to his girlfriend at school? See you next period!"

"How many designers does it take to change a lightbulb? Does it really have to be a lightbulb?"