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Joke of the Day
"Why are drug addicts bad at billiards? Because they only pay to shoot up the eight ball"
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"My Wife's Accident The police knocked on my door last night, ""It looks like your wife has been in an accident,"" said one officer. ""I know,"" I replied, ""but she's good with the kids."""
"What do you call a clock you wear on your belt? A waist of time"
"How do you get spiderwebs out of your hair? Asking because Spider-Man... I mean... Just asking."
"Oops, It slipped, wrong hole! But since I'm already here..... -Men"
"Met with a girl on tinder, Turns out her eyes were on her elbows instead of her face. She looked different than I thought she would."
"How do you turn a duck into a soul singer? Put it in the microwave until it's Bill Withers"
"Oh thank God (what I think every time I enter an public restroom that's empty)"
"Can somebody help me debug Malaysian Flight Simulator? It keeps crashing unexpectedly :/"
"A man walks into a bar... OUCH"